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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:23

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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